THE CONTROLLER'S LAMENT

Dude, this game/level/mission is totally broken/glitching/laggy. I've been dying/killed/sent back to the start like ten billion times! It's not even fun/fair/my fault, okay? My brain feels fried/exploded/pulverized. Screw it!/No way!/I quit! I'm throwing/smashing/chucking the controller. This is the last straw!/Time to rage!/Game over, man! I need